![]() What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt. The doctors’s taking us out tonight! (Photo: Shutterstock)ĭid you hear about the kidnapping in the park? They woke him up. What did one tonsil say to the other? Better get dressed. Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration. How do you find Will Smith when he’s lost? You just look for fresh prints. What do you call two guys hanging on a window? Kurt and Rod. What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us. When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients. Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs. What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes. Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they’re meteor. Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything! Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal. What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space? You have to planet. Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school. Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe. Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop. What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us. What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! What dinosaur had the best vocabulary? The thesaurus. Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice. Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case. What sound do hedgehogs make when they hug? Ouch! What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange. What did the nose say to the finger? Stop picking on me! How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles! (Photo: Shutterstock)ĭid you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm. How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They starts coffin. ![]() How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night! How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints! How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister! What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket! What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! (Photo: Shutterstock) What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! Want even more school jokes for kids? Check out our math jokes, history jokes, science jokes, grammar jokes, and music jokes.What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?Ī synonym roll. How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom? How do you make seven an even number?īy removing the S. What are the 10 things teachers can always count on? Why did the square and triangle go to the gym? Why didn’t the sun go to college?īecause it already has many degrees. Why is history a sweet subject?īecause it has many dates. Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?īecause they keep getting lost at C. Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane? What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate? What did the buffalo say at drop-off?īi-son. How many letters are in the alphabet?ġ1: T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you? What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school? What kind of school do surfers go to?īoarding school. Why isn’t there a clock in the library?īecause it tocks too much. Why did the kid eat his homework?īecause his teacher said it was a piece of cake. What do you need to go to high school?Ī ladder. Why are fish so smart?īecause they live in schools. Why did the dog do so well in school?īecause he was the teacher’s pet. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?īecause he kept telling yolks. Why did the teacher draw on the window?īecause he wanted his lesson to be very clear! 9. What’s the best place to grow flowers in school? Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
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